NAUGHTY LIST. NICE GIFTS.

ONE STORE. EVERYBODY'S LIST.

For the knife obsessive, the turquoise obsessive, the feral one, and the impossible one — one store, one cart, everybody handled.

SHOP BY BUDGET: Under $25 · Under $50 · Under $100 · $100–300 · GO BIG ($750+)

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Naughty — Confirmed

CRIMINALLY
GOOD TASTE.

Go Big or Go Home — The Naughty List · Premium Exhibits

4 pieces. One of each. When they're gone, they're gone.

FOR THE ONE WHO HAS EVERYTHING

The $300–750 core: the Cleric II ($695.99), Hera II Mini, Ultratechs, and Socoms — most here exactly once.

FOR THE TURQUOISE OBSESSED

Kingman, White Buffalo, Palomino, Royston Ribbon — real turquoise, real silversmithing, no two alike.

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STOCKING STUFFERS THAT DON'T SUCK

$6.99–$24.99 — decals, patches, the water bottle, and the Dirty Cowboy flag. Every one earns its place.

THE HARD-TO-SHOP-FOR / WILDCARDS

Combat Iron gear — and the crossover gift of the season: the LUDT in Turquoise ($311.99). For the person who's somehow both lists at once.

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STEEL MEETS SILVER — THE SIGNATURE PAIRING

A turquoise-handled blade next to turquoise silver.

Our name, our tagline — the one pairing no other shop on earth can make honestly.

ONE ONLY WALL

98 of our in-stock pieces exist in quantity one. That's not a marketing line — it's the inventory. When it's gone, somebody else is opening it Christmas morning.

THE PAIRINGS

Real products at their combined price — add each piece to your cart. No bundle discount; when a pairing sells out, it's out.

THE FERAL KIT — $51.98
Combat Iron tee ($35) + Shoot Your Local Pedos decal ($7.99) + Tough Tiddies patch ($8.99)

THE FIT — $70.00
Breacher hat ($35) + any Combat Iron tee ($35)

RANGE DAY KIT — $65.97
FIELD Tumbler ($44.99) + 32oz Water Bottle ($12.99) + decal ($7.99)

DOUBLE RODEO — $70.00
Any two Combat Iron tees

SILKIES SET — $71.99
Ranger Silkies ($36.99) + Combat Iron tee ($35)

STUFFER KIT — $29.97
Water Bottle ($12.99) + decal ($7.99) + patch ($8.99) — volume variant: Bottle + 2 decals = $28.97

TURQUOISE PAIRING — $104.00
Turquoise Beaded Hoops ($45) + Coffin Charm ($59) — over $100 on purpose: it crosses the free-shipping threshold on its own.

SHIPPING DEADLINES — THE HONEST LADDER

Order-by dates, contiguous U.S. We promise the cutoff, never a delivery date.

Automatic knives (UPS Ground only): order by Mon Dec 14

Manual knives, jewelry, merch (USPS Ground Advantage): order by Wed Dec 16

USPS Priority: order by Thu Dec 17

Alaska, Hawaii, territories: order by Dec 7, or choose Priority at checkout

Signature + full insurance on orders $500+.

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Shipping rates & policy details

Decals, patches, flags, jewelry, apparel, and drinkware qualify for $5.95 flat-rate standard shipping within the contiguous United States and Washington, D.C. on eligible orders under $100. Spend $100 or more after discounts and receive free standard shipping on eligible orders. Orders containing knives may have different shipping rates and carrier requirements. Available shipping options and final rates are displayed at checkout. Expedited shipping, where available, remains a paid service. Free shipping applies to eligible standard shipping only.

MISSED THE CUTOFF?

After Dec 17, no carrier we offer can promise Christmas — we won't pretend otherwise. Order it anyway: print the gift-announcement card ("Something sharp is on its way — shipping from K2 Knives, Shelton WA") for the tree, and the real piece ships the next business day.

QUESTIONS?

Shipping policy · Returns policy · Knife-law information

A signature may be required on orders $500+.